NIGHT The road flies by as we PAN UP the front grill of a red BMW to reveal Doug and Steve.

The car stops next to two girls in a white Porshe. BMW - NIGHT DOUG We got some sweetness on the left. Doug Turns UP the STEREO really loud so the car is pounding. GIRL #1 Turn your music down! DOUG Just follow us! STEVE (to the girls) What's up? DOUG (to the girls) How you ladies doin' tonight? INTERCUT GIRLS' POV The guys moving their mouths - but the girls can't hear them. ROXBURY CLUB - NIGHT A neon sign reads 'ROXBURY.' GIRL #2 You're a big stupid ass! STEVE You have beautiful eyes! DOUG I like you too! GIRL #1 Go home, jerkoff! STEVE Okay, we'll meet you there. ROXBURY CLUB FRONT DOOR A huge muscular BOUNCER, wearing a headset, guards the roped off area. Doug and Steve confidently strut past the crowd.

BOUNCER Stop! DOUG/STEVE What's up? BOUNCER Guys, this is the Roxbury. No one gets in unless you're on the list. BOUNCER Yeah, you ever hear this one? You're not on the list. Behind Steve and Doug, a '98 yellow FERRARI SCREECHES up to the valet. Looking great, in an Armani suit, beautiful supermodel accompanies him. STEVE (beside himself) Is that.? DOUG It is. The King of '21 Jump Street.' Richard Grieco. Grieco quickly steps past Steve and Doug. The Bouncer jumps aside, letting them enter. inadvertently rubs his nose as he enters. They both imitate his nose rub and try to follow him in. RichardĭOUG (yelling at Grieco like they know him) Alright, we'll see you later then! (to Bouncer) You know what? We're gonna take off now. BOUNCER There's no chance of that happening. DOUG You know what was wrong with that place. STEVE It's hard to say, since we didn't get in.

They can't properly evaluate the incoming clientele. STEVE I thought we just didn't look cool enough.ĭOUG C'mon.

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